Land Down Under

1. Australia

2. Crotch or Genitalia

1. I come from a land down under.

2. Can I touch your land down under?

Land Down Under by FuckingFuckFuck August 19, 2017

land grab 

v. The amount of skin a drunk woman will allow a man to grope before she feels he has "gone too far".

I made out with Sheila at the bar, and it turned into a land grab, but she stopped me before I could get in her pants.

land grab by allison March 23, 2004

land grab 

The disgusting girls that sailors scoop up at when they come ashore. Also can be used to describe any nasty girl a guy picked up at a bar.

"Dude, you were wasted last night. You should have seen the 'land grab' you were kissing!"

land grab by Mike S. March 24, 2004

Land Natzi 

Any person who excells at Risk or Monopoly type games.

George: 'Do not pass go! Do not collect $200!

Sally: 'You're a fricken Land Natzi'

Land Natzi by landnazi1 October 17, 2010

Land a'hoe 

The common phrase stated after someone does an Accidental Pirate

"A guy did an Accidental Pirate on me last night lol" "You said Land a'hoe right?!"

Land a'hoe by Jokktapus January 24, 2014

Land to Air Missile

When a man lies on his back and woman on top in reverse cowgirl. As he is coming, his rocks back into a bottoms up position shifting the women between his legs remaining insider her and then placing his feet on her ass cheeks and launching her into the TV that displays any news coverage of the war in Iraq.

Steve performed a land to air missile on Brittany when he launched her into the nightly news.

Land to Air Missile by flaming moe May 19, 2007

land sailor 

1. A land-locked homosexual, usualy of the clomo variety, named so due to the inability to camouflage his but pirate-like advances toward unsuspecting straight sailors. Fortunately, easily detected by gaydar.

2. A Navy soldier stationed on a coastal outpost who longs for the companionship of other seamen.

Have you been introduced to Bruce? He may suggest you come over for a beer to watch football, but he really means he wants a naked wrestle in front of the fire. He is the one with a pink thong and glitter on his ass cheeks. Lift up his dress and you'll clearly see that he is a bit of a land sailor.

Bruce was a naval soldier who was stationed on a coastal outpost, yet longed for the companionship of other seamen.

land sailor by LemonySnicket July 22, 2006