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jerk dick 

General purpose insult for someone who has an unpleasant demeanour, or is just bad to be around. Also good to describe someone you don't like too much.
'That guy was such a jerk dick...i hope his gayfire explodes on the ride home to his boyfriends' apartment'

'hey jerk dick, nice fucking boots!'
jerk dick by steel julian April 4, 2005
Related Words

jerk-off 

jerk-off by Energy July 30, 2008

Jerk Happy 

Brady: Hey James is pretty cool right?
Stan: Yeah but I wouldn't shake his hand or anything.
Brady: Why?
Stan: He's been a little Jerk Happy lately.

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Jerk Happy by Hand Shaker March 14, 2011

Jerk Out 

To get the hell out of Dodge before things go all queer. Pigs and such.
We were partying down by the river, things were getting crazy, so we had to jerk out before the pigs arrived.
Jerk Out by rudeboy43 September 26, 2014

Jerk off 

Someone who takes your heart and messes with your feelings
Damn tyler is a huge jerk off did u see what he did to his girl?!?!
Jerk off by Oliver Gliver June 1, 2019

Jerk Chicken 

Like a game of chicken, where you and a B U D D Y B O I jerk each other off.
Whoever busts first loses.

A solo variation exists where you jack yourself off and aim at the other person then "whoever gets hit" loses.
M: "Yo Ken, my boy lets play some jerk chicken."
K: "Don't threaten me with a good time yo."
Jerk Chicken by J E R K Y B O I April 22, 2018