Jehovah

something that isn't real keep trying Christians

dumb fuck: praise jehovah!
me: kys retard

by Ohnocringeasl April 11, 2024

Jewchochabee

A hamster with a convoluted bring.

Fuck you jewchochabee you don't know what you are talking about

by Sandy beave April 17, 2024

Jehovason

A ghanaian who loves to munch and Gargle bread and egg for breakfast lunch and dinner

jehovason is a bread muncher , some pigeon

by Uncle slush puppy May 3, 2024

Jehovahish

A person who is a Jehovah witness that is strict with there morals as a Jehovah witness or take the religion seriously

When I was a kid I didn’t want to hang with this Jehovah witness kid because he was too Jehovahish even though I was raised around the religion I didn’t want to hang with the too Jehovahish people. I’ll rather hang with the people at school or loose in the Jehovah witness religion.

My sister had to stop hanging around this girl because she was too Jehovahish she’ll sing kingdom songs randomly while hanging with her.

I went to this person house that was a Jehovah witness they turned off and skipped videos and music that sounded “ungodly” to their belief. it was hella boring it thought the “ungodly” songs they skipped was lit

by Jehovah witnesses March 4, 2025

Jehovah’s Witness

Liar

You’re a Jehovah’s Witness

by Vespers mum October 12, 2025

Jeconiah

The name of a person who likes eating J.Co donuts, especially avocado ones

Whenever we hang out, you can bet that Jeconiah will always suggest a trip to J.Co for those delicious avocado donuts!

by Emotional Cruiser November 7, 2025

Jehovah's Threesome

A sexual act where 2 of the 3 participants are still fully clothed. Typically the nude participant is the most enthusiastic.

Erin talked two solicitors off her front step and into her bedroom for a Jehovah's threesome. She passed out and they left a wWatchtower magazine on her pillow.

by Chuck Dick-ins November 14, 2025