Jade

A small angry girl who gets agressive at the mention of mason and will fight you to death for him.

Thats a Jade thing to do

by DepressedUnicorn:( May 22, 2019

Jade

Jade is the name of the girl who's clingy, wierd, awkard, but cute
She can beat you ass when you really piss her off

She's honest and she don't care if she hurts you
even if she's kind of mean , if your sweet w her she'll treat you like a queen
she cares about her friends
she dont really works hard at school bc its boring
but she pass.
shes bored by legit everyone

and she basically date every guy.

guy 1: yooooo i'm dating that jade... she's kinda annoying

guy 2: wait. is that the jade i broke up w yesterday ?
guy 1: yea.
guy 2: such a whore

by heeheeyanoo May 25, 2019

Jade

Mod in every Discord server, toe enthusiast.

Term to describe someone with a massive Ego.

That guy is such a Jade!

by sydneyh0e September 3, 2019

Jade

Female; Jade has a massive ass and big tits. Jade can get with any girl/boy she wants at any time. Jade usually like girls.

A: omg see jade over there
B: yeah i shagged her last night

A: wtf same

by Hello183 November 25, 2019

Jade

a terrible person who lives in Illinois. yeah you know who i'm talking about. dont trust her. she wont let you take breaks from her for school and makes your life a living hell. wants to get laid but never will.

1: Jade broke up with me
2: to be expected, she was an ass hole to begin with, you need someone better!

by Cameron Chambers April 13, 2020

Jade

Jade is a ugly bitch, she can't get any guys because her pussy smells like fish.

Guy: EW, what's that smell??
Guy 2: It's Jade, she's festy.

by xxstankyfishyxx June 6, 2020

Jade

Jade is a person you would love to have in your life she is caring, loving, helpful will always be there for you she is one of the best people ever. But don't mess with her bc man does she ever know how to fight. She has been through hell but she found a way to get back up off of her feet. When ever you need her she'll be there for you no matter what, no matter how far you are she'll figure out.

Boy 1: man have you seen the new girl she is HOT!
Boy 2: her name must be Jade.

by Sutton-langille June 9, 2020