Illiterated definition

A definition of something that has been presented in a way so people who have trouble reading proper grammar, correct spelling, and proper punctuation can understand it.

(Normal definition of rain)

Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

(Illiterated definition of rain)

rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t

by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011

Illinoyed

The feeling you get when you are behind a driver with an Illinois license plate.

"What's holding up traffic?"
"Oh it's an Illinois driver"
"I'm so 'Illinoyed'!!!"

by El Hammertoe January 6, 2013

hair-illiterate

not knowing how to do your hair

sammie is hair-illiterate everyday, and she's twig!!!

by amanda April 1, 2004

decatur illinois

A town in Illinois. Full of soy bean and corn fields. Soy capital of the world. Home of ADM.

I went to Decatur illinois public schools.

by Krystel Yutzy July 3, 2008

illigrant

Someone who enters the country illegally, but is eventually allowed to stay.

Kap was worried when everyone found out he was an illigrant. But after being here for twenty years, no one cared he entered the country illegally.

by texsox October 3, 2007

Illinois Hot Pocket

When a large group of men (or women) zip multiple sleeping bags together and sleep in a confined space together.

Caleb: Hey, it's getting cold in here. Wanna stay warm with an Illinois Hot Pocket?

Robbie: Of course, I'm always up for an Illinois Hot Pocket!

by Narddog February 16, 2015

Joliet, Illinois

The police jurisdiction is less and they'll oversee minor offences because of their high crime rate. You can get lost in the one way streets downtown. Sunnyland/6 corners you can get guns/drugs/stds from just about anywhere. homeless. the Louis Joliet Mall and mall cops will get uber pissed if you wear your hat sideways, possibly ask you to leave. blows compared to Fox Valley Mall in Aurora. Joliet traffics to Plainfield and plainfield takes it as an advantage to pull you over so be careful. Careful about exstacy Joliet has some bunk ass pipes, meth bombs to craze you, heroin bombs to kill you, or the yellow astrics which have sulfer in them. anything bad can happen in joliet

Joliet, Illinois Joliet Illinois

by TheCollectivistMentor April 3, 2009