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homeless

A person or action that is absolutely ridiculous and at the same time pisses you off. Similar to saying "oh my God" but actually directing the words at somebody or something that happened.
1. *Jim hurls a basketball randomly in the air over his back and it somehow finds its way in the basket*
Response (Jim's friend): That was unbelievably homeless.
2. Roberto: Hey Kenny I just cheated off you and got a better test mark than you!
Kenny: That's so damn homeless. You're homeless.
by Alex Horn April 21, 2008
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HomeLess DriveBy.

When you have a mini-van (usally White) with a homelessman inside and you pick up girls paying them to bang the rotten man but not telling them until you kick there ass out of the car then THEY shit with the stench of ASS and Crabs..
"Hey sandy....."

"Yes?"

"I got a homeless driveby"

"You get crabs...?"

".....Yes"

".....same...........damn HomeLess DriveBy..."
by B-rody shizzle October 19, 2009
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Homeless Harry

A homeless guy that lives in a wooded area and grows a thick beard. Campsite is often littered with garbage bags and overgrown with poison oak. Have been found cutting at tree branches for no appearant reason. Is often not ammused by young punks coming to his woods. Is not often seen, but some witnesses have reportedly seen an arm.
Person 1: I'm bored.

Person 2: I know, let's go to the woods, pay ol' Homeless Harry a visit.

Person 1: Eh, mabye we shouldn't.

Person 2: Yeah, mabye you're right, last time I saw an arm.
by CA_AK March 17, 2010
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homeless

Descriptive word, sort of comparing ones self to an actual homeless person in relation to clothes, appearance, etc. It is not actually paying out homeless people, rather going for an appreciation of how terrible something really is. Meant to be used as humour.
"But when he suprised me after class, I looked totally homeless that day"
"And they left me at the party all alone, I was totally homeless"
"Why're you being so homeless for?"
by JessMeister January 3, 2009
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hopelessness

1. Someone who survived an abortion.
2. Someone who's father hates him.
3. Someone on the Clan mAc Forums
4. All of the above.
Person A "The word penis is so funny!!!!one!"
Person B "... stfu you're like the hopelessnes guy on clan mAc"
Person A ":("
Person C "That was low dude"
Person B "Yeah you're right I'm sorry. :("
by crt3k March 17, 2004
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Homeless

Homeless - adj., the act of doing something that makes one appear to not have a home. In this sense it is said at the time the action is committed (or later to reflect) for maximum effect.
"Hi Honey, how was work?"
"Not great. I was emptying my paper shredder and accidentally spilled the all the paper infront of my co-workers."
"That's turrible."
"Yea I felt really HOMELESS picking up all that paper.
by Ѕςσŧŧγ Ρΐρρΐη December 5, 2009
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hopeless romantic

hopeless romantics AKA guys who have no chance with girls so they watch anime.
half of my school, obviously, are hopeless romantic
by Scotty Kunz November 8, 2006
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