Hog-Frogging 

When blessing your poor worthless ass with oral sex, your lady-friend stops mid slurp, smears almond butter on your helmet, sticks 6 raisins to the tip, and proceeds to remove them by flicking her tongue out at the raisins while muttering "Ribit! Ribit!" in her best Kermit the Frog voice.

Teresa and Janet went Hog-Frogging last night after their weekly trip to the Hooters all you can drink wing buffet; by the end of the night they had consumed 14 boxes of raisins.

Hog-Frogging by DisembodiedFloatingHead March 4, 2019

Hog-Slime 

Hogslime- when the contents of a wet fart are enough to exit the anal cavity but not enough to reach the cloth of the underwear of the Sharting perpetrator; leaving the inner flaps of the butt cheeks covered in a thin but noticeable film of ass juice and stomach acid.

Ex. “I thought I was safe after that near shart explosion in the break room this morning but when I went to the bathroom just now I noticed my draws were clean but when I wiped my ass my cheeks were covered in HOG-SLIME!!!”

Hog-Slime by Jp-Teencenter November 9, 2022

Hog riding 

When you have sexual intercourse with a girl who has a double French braid and you grab each braid like handle bars and pretend to ride a Harley motorcycle.

Iona had the double French braid yesterday so you know I was hog riding her all night

Hog riding by Watts_Show September 20, 2016

hog jowl

a large quantity of bacon, usually served in a bowl, basket or bucket

When extremely hungry i suggest a bowl of hog jowl

hog jowl by HogJOWLluva August 11, 2008

hog lover

man who loves the hog

pisini is the biggest hog lover

hog lover by durkalurka February 23, 2008

Hog Swag 

The down right destruction of competition by the offensive line in a football game. This is performed by the rather large lineman playing for the team leading to complete and total domination of the game.

That teams hog swag destroyed the other team

Hog Swag by I've got Hog Swag September 19, 2010

Hog Legs 

A line of cocaine about to be snorted

We were blown hog legs all night.

Hog Legs by Murr 9 January 30, 2004