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Hetero-phobic

Something that straight people made up so they can play victim
A:she was born a woman she will die a woman

B: hey look a transphobic bitch

A:hey look a hetero-phobic with mental issues

B:hetero-phobic are you on crack

A: are you

B:calling me mentally ill because I said your transphobic which you are

A:and your hetero-phobic

B:I don't give a flying fuck if you're straight I but I do care If you're transphobic and homophobic cry baby

A: I care that your hetero-phobic

B:your funny

(This actually fuckin happened)
by Idk.bitch August 6, 2022
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hetero-appropriation

When any member of the LGBTQ+ community do or cultivate something otherwise deemed as heterosexual.
Person 1: Did you see Tristan and Gunther's new baby?

Person 2: How did Tristan & Gunther have a baby, they're both homosexual men.

Person 1: They had a serogate mother.

Person 2: Isn't that considered Hetero-appropriation?
by anonymous January 31, 2023
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heterocetera

A term for the jumble of things heterosexual people stereotypically talk about including but not limited to: their kid(s), spouse, the weather, and last night's sports game.
Person 1: What did you and Jim talk about last night?

Person 2: Fantasy football, his new dog, Jim Jr, heterocetera.
by oops_i_did_the_thing2 September 10, 2023
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cold heater

When you put a heater in the freezer for a week (make sure it's on but not plugged in) and then douse it in water and then freeze it for another 2 days. After freezing, you plug it in and it explodes and shoots ice everywhere!
White struggle: "Shit mane! That cold heater was crazy!"
Jacob: "Yeah Mane! I got a peice of Ice stuck in my goatse!"
White struggle: "That sucks mane! it was beautiful!"
by Ic Ric July 19, 2014
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wood heater

A stove that is used to heat a house with wood as it's fuel source. Can be made out of tin, steel, cast iron, etc.
by happyatcommonsense March 7, 2015
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Peter Heater

It's a heater for your peter
by Jeff The Beast March 23, 2017
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old heatermouth

A person who smokes a lot of cigarettes; typically and older woman or gentleman.
" look at old heatermouth smoking all of those cigs."
by Jdolla$ign April 11, 2017
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