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Dirty-Handed Judy

The act of chopping garden fresh vegetables, inserting them into your butthole then letting them marinate. After 2-4 hours take 2 laxatives to help pass the now softened vegetables. Shit the content in a soup bowl and enjoy a home grown veggie stew.
And for an extra kick add some Spicy Dan-o's
"What's on the menu tonight?"
"After the dinner rush all we have left is the Dirty-Handed Judy"
by Caseyd September 29, 2023
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Mentally Hanged

Hanging someone, using mental warfare, without damaging or affecting a person’s health, unless the victim gets depression and will eventually commit suicide.
Just taking away his privileges is not enough, he must be mentally hanged so he will learn his lesson.
by Roranoa Zoro September 30, 2023
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Caught White Handed

State of being spotted during masturbation.
A: Have you seen Jake? I suspected he is in his dorm room but it was locked.
B: Hmm.. maybe he is there and didn't want to be caught white handed.
A: Yeah, could be.
by FARCELL October 7, 2018
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Caught white handed

when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand
Jimmy: *nutting furiously*
Dead Grandma: What the fook Jimmy that’s desgustang *slaps dick*
Jimmy: Damn grandma you caught me white handed

Caught white handed - when ur bussin a phat one and ur dead grandma walks in and slaps your peen so she gets cum on her hand
by pakiboi3000 November 11, 2019
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I got hacked!

When you say something or post something on the internet that you regret, and a bunch of people see it and you're embarrassed, you save yourself by saying you got hacked and it wasn't you who posted it. Luckily, this does occasionally happen, so it's a believable story, and no one can hold you accountable for what you said.
James: Posts: Man I'm having a shitty day I hope my boss dies! *regrets the post the next day*

Boss: James, why did you shit talk me on facebook?

James: I got hacked! Chill out!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 18, 2020
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Mr. Hankey

When you take a shit and decide you want to jack off but don’t want to flush twice so you jerk off into the toilet and your turd comes alive.
by Erichscale May 26, 2023
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Left Handed Handshake

A term for an agreement that was never meant to be honored. Stands in opposition to deals sealed with shaking right hands.
Person 1: I thought we had an understanding!!

Person 2: No man, that was only a left handed handshake.
by bakja November 16, 2011
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