spankin' hank

A codeword for masturbation.

Alex: wtf is that noise?!

Barry: idk it sounds like somebody spankin' hank

by PROakes November 21, 2015

hank

Hank is the definition of someone who has all the power in the world

Hank hanked my ass

by Hanker26 October 6, 2022

Hank-ziety

anxiety caused by very innocuous items such as folding tables, Amazon boxes and balloons

The folding table brought on major Hank-ziety.

by Ski3569 March 12, 2025

Hank da Tank

A big buff man who lifts the whole rack in the weight room who only thinks about putting his big freaky tank in a hoe. This man is a funny dude who you just can never tell what he’s feeling he’s just like a bear so don’t piss him off or you are gonna get tanked by Hank.

Hank Da Tank is a freak Herculeas

by Hank who is the tank November 20, 2023

Hank

A man that sucks toes for fun and likes being bi and likes girls with short hair and people that are named joe

“Yo we’re you with hank yesterday”
“Yeah man I was just sucking his toes

by Bigpapipeña March 13, 2019

Tom Hanks' Fork

An AI generated video of Tom Hanks holding a fork.

IS THAT TOM HANKS' FORK?!

by kabss90 March 8, 2025

Hank Gisselman

a Hank Gisselman is a being of pure enlightenment ,they are bowed down to all across the world, always a very important and god like being, many people look up to a Hank Gisselman.

ben: did you see how cool that was .
tim: we are in the essence of a Hank Gisselman

by Savage legend July 6, 2017