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Mini Guinea

An Italian guy with a small penis. Short, fat Italians are known for having short, fat penises. While they think of themselves as great lovers, they often come up short in the meat department by suffering from a "Mini Guinea"
He talks a great game, but when the clothes hit the floor, you see that he is slinging a Mini Guinea.
by ctbearman April 8, 2011
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Guile

To do something to a fictional character with significant popularity to make said character unpopular. This is most often done out of trying too hard to promote the character so that it backfires. However, it can also be done if other characters are desired by their creators to be more popular than a given character created by said persons.

Taken from the Street Fighter character of the same name, who has gone through being upstaged by a character with the same fighting style in the Alpha Series, not being updated nearly as much as the other characters in the series as time went on, as well as the indignity of being portrayed as Jean-Claude van Damme in the worst game-based movie of all time.
I used to like Daredevil in the comics but the movie about him really guiled him for me.

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Nothing can ever guile the Looney Tunes, not even Space Jam.
by C.F. Semprini December 9, 2003
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Guided Missile

When a girl's giving you head, and right before you come, you take your dick out of her mouth, tunnel your hand around the head of your penis and plaster her nose.
If it works right, she won't be able to smell for weeks.
by bigtones January 13, 2005
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Girl Guide position

The familar sexual position where the man stands and the woman kneels in front of him and gives him head. She is in the Girl Guide position.

As most women know and use this position, the story is that they were all taught it in the Girl Guides. In some versions, all Guides learn it routinely. In other versions the Guide is taught it in order to obtain her fellatrix attainment badge.

Of course these stories are untrue. There is no such thing as a Guide fellatrix badge. And all Girl Guides are fine, morally upstanding young women.
Jane: how do you want me? Is on my knees OK?
John: Yeh. The good old Girl Guide position is fine.
(a little later . . .)
John: That was great . . . obviously you got your fellatrix badge when you were in the Guides.
by Janey7611 May 11, 2011
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guidette

jersey shore girl named snooki. not necessarily snookie however, a guidette can also just be an italian american bitch who is too lazy to find a single guy, so she goes for taken guido
look at that guidette trying to take creig. snookies gonna shave her head.
by flomause June 20, 2010
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Guinells

Nickname for someone who looks alot like a Guineapig.

Common features of a 'Guinells' include:
A guineapig muzzle.
Huge, paw like hands.
Fluffy, black hair.
Cute, guineapig brown eyes.
A snout/button nose.

A Guinells will often deny the fact he looks like a guineapig, cause he doesn't wanna look like a sissy.
Girl: Awww Guinells is so cute!

Guinells: Dude, shut the hell up!
by Schmarmite April 16, 2010
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Grizel

A girl who is fairly short, but is threatening at first. Once you get to know her she's a huge Tsundere. She is very loving and sensitive, but often hides her sweet side in order to maintain a tough image.
Friend 1: She is such a Grizel
Friend 2: I know but we love her for it
by Makoto Nakamura June 16, 2018
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