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Grendel

An antagonist from the epic poem Beowulf, recently rendered in movie-form as a somehow sympathetic foil character resembling, as quoted on IMDB by some guy; "A decomposing, half-reptilian Joseph Merrick on crack". He has awful neighbours, a bad case of swimmer's ear, speaks in bastardized Old English, and suffers a fatal dismembering by some naked drunken man nobody was paying attention to. Easily the only thought-provoking character in that entire film, if you weren't busy being hypnotized by Angelina's nippleless mind destroyers.
"Guess Grendel doesn't care for miss Menzel's singing, poor ol' cad."
by Some undead guy December 28, 2007
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grenade sack

the appearance of a males ball sack after exposed to cold water for example scrunching up to appear like like the outside skin of a grenade
Dude when i got out of the shower i had major grenade sack i thought if i cut my sack off and threw it it would explode
by Yhtomit37 August 22, 2008
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Pussy Grenade

After a girl preforms sexual intercourse and starts to shoot sperm around. as if it was a sperm grenade out her pussy.
I fucked that girl so hard i made her pussy grenade.
by Kitt Kat crew March 30, 2010
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Hen grenades

Eggs. (Used in context of throwing eggs at something)

From Tom & Jerry cartoon, "Yankee Doodle Mouse", which showed Jerry using eggs in a carton labeled as "Hen-Grenades", as a weapon against Tom.
They threw hen grenades at someone's house last night!
by OldsVistaCruiser January 9, 2011
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vietnamese hand grenade

(n.) The outcome of a male ejaculating into a rubber, and after doing so, chucking it at the face of an unliked person.

Note: Could be given to one who dresses up as an actor from the hit show Grey's Anatomy, specifically the Korean Nurse & likes Patric. P.S. Thao is uglier than Sandra Oh >=
I totally gave Thao a Vietnamese Hand Grenade.
Kevin Tran likes to recieve Vietnamese Hand Grenades.
Theresa Hang enjoys an occasional Vietnamese Hand Grenade, especially those given by Andrew Bui.
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Ford Grenada

Ford Grenada. The quintessence of FORD luxury cars.
Mommy, can we buy a Grenada to cruise around in?
by pitz November 10, 2004
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grendoja

When you shotgun diahrea on someones face.
In Southpark the episode "Passion of the Jew" Mel Gibson gives Cartman a Grendoja.
by the underage chinese girl September 27, 2005
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