Hindu goal

When a kick out in FIFA is passed along the floor to your closest man the oppositian runs in front of your player taking the ball an scoring Ie. A Hindu goal

1-What a goal

2-Bullshit that was a hindu goal

by Hindu goal1 December 9, 2012

mum goals

My mum, aka Jacqui Archer, aka the OG

YO she's mum goals

by 12345678ms October 16, 2017

chimp gobble

The are of feasting on a monkeys cheeks, while pleasuring another man at the same time, always in cold weather below 0 degrees.

It was so cold last night so i performed chimp gobble.

by my dog nethanial hates me December 11, 2018

Daddy Goals

A very attractive older man who you would be down to call “Daddy,” particularly in a sexual context; an attractive, mature man from whom you desire attention and affection; similar to “DILF”

Betty: “WOW... he’s like 50, but what a fox! He can wear the hell out of a three piece suit.”
Veronica: “Yeah, he is definitely daddy goals!”

by Uhyeahsure April 6, 2019

Relationship goals

Ford hindbaugh and Myleigh gramson

"Damn I want to be Relationship goals like Ford and Myleigh"

"Babe we can never be as cool as them"

by Ford Hindbaugh April 24, 2020

dsmp.goals

an amazing fanpage and person c:

dsmp.goals is nice :

by .loveranboo August 29, 2021

Johnny gobble

A type of super fan that draws pictures of artists face. And belly faces to their music on video. Then gets mad and posts 100’s of videos about the same rapper love/hating on the artist.

Dang that guys crazy he must be a Johnny Gobble.

by HC.from.creeksquad July 30, 2022