Garnacha

The sound one yells when your asshole is being ripped to shreds in the bathroom because of bad food that was previously consumed.

"I was watching TV the other day when I heard my roommate, Jon yell "GARNACHA" when he was in the bathroom. It must have been the burrito he ate..."

by Cumpleaños October 3, 2019

Jam Gland

the male equivilant of a womans period, where the male produces fresh strawberry jam from the anus or mouth. This jam is collected every month and is then sold on to tesco for a healthy profit. Such examples of the jam gland are in videos like "1man1jar" which clearly depicts the jam collection process going horribly wrong.

my jam gland just burst!

by some lads March 7, 2010

Garnet

Garnets are usually fat, lazy, annoying. It's a unisex name so if you find a male garnet he/she is either gay/tranny. Or if you find a female garnet he/she is tranny/lesbiano. Don't be a garnet. If you were named Garnet you are gay. Sorry to break it to you.
#NotNamedGarnetGang

Is that the gay nigga Garnet Person?!

by Bad Dick Sexy Male April 18, 2019

garnock

This is a synonym for lanyard. they keychain things that go around your neck.

What is that thing that holds keys called . . . lariate . . .? garnock!!!??? LANYARD!!!!!!

by firewire October 31, 2004

Garniso

spanish for a mexican prick

Stop being a garniso, or go back to wetback lnad.

by MoFucka148 October 19, 2008

Garnard

Someone who is of less intelligence, physical ability, and social ability than the regular male

Willem: Did you pass your test?

Micheal: No, I failed it

Willem: Wow, try harder next time you Garnard

by DogCatMouseWoofMeowSquak May 14, 2017

Glance pants penis wenis

Glance pants penis wenis is when you are feeling horny or happy

I feel very glance pants penis wenis

by Adamitsmelook November 24, 2019