Gerber

A Bitch. A teacher who hates everyone and everything is known as a Gerber.

Fuck gerber failed me a 64, shes such a bitch

by Matt Bullen November 13, 2003

old geezer

when a male puts his jizz on the females eyes, thus blinding her, then kicks the legs of the female counterpart making it impossible to walk.

I gave that bitch the "old geezer" after last nights performance in the bedroom.

by 420potaddict420 November 3, 2009

gerber

Gerber, or the ghetto, in rural Atlanta areas.
Know as "the gerber" because of all the baby diapers thrown out of car windows on the highway.

Gangster: Yo, BeeZee. Look at them diapa's on tha road.

BeeZee: Yeah, thats them gerber diapa's. Goddamn ho's be throwin outa the winda's

by vanilla gorilla. fo rull December 28, 2005

gerbert johnson

professional scam artist; your typical masculinity coach
synonyms: hamza, Andrew tate

gerbert Johnson is a cult

by factspeakee April 5, 2023

Gerber

An incidental erection caused by looking at a young teenage girl.

Miley Cyrus' latest video gave me a gerber.

by kilzhot September 22, 2009

Gerber

A "Gerber" is a baby food jar filled with cat urine and allowed to age until semi-solid, and then typically hurled at ones enemies, or enemies of ones friends, or sadly , at people with whom one wishes to create an antagonistic relationship.

Cat's do not emit much urine, so to fill a baby food jar with their urine is a clear indicator of the level of ennui of the hurler...

At the meeting, I knew I was gonna be fired so I reached into my bag, pulled out a gerber and chucked it as hard as I could at the back of her head.

by unfriend January 11, 2009

geezer pleezer

a wannabe geezer. someone who goes to all lengths to impress their geezerfied homies.

'your ugly sister is a geezer pleaser. its bad enough her being so ugly.'

by MC Boonge August 13, 2003