Bolongna Fiddler

When a guy puts his dick in a girl's pussy and his balls in her ass hole, then she queefs and farts at the same time.

Give me that bolongna fiddler, Govna!!!

by Jeremy B. February 4, 2008

Fiddle Diddle

Slang for a man's private part.
Also used as an insult

You have a BIG fiddle diddle.
You fiddle diddle you screwed me!

by Fun Yun Rider January 5, 2011

fiddle

1. To cheat someone of money.
2. APpears in the UK sitcom "Blackadder" (series 3) as a rude word (when looking up the words "Fart, Fiddle, Fornicate" in Dr Johnson's first dictionary). Quite what 'fiddle' is intended to mean in this context is not clear.

John's on the fiddle.
I will fiddle the books.

by Ian Chode October 29, 2003

fiddle

You're the fucking idiot. fiddle=violin. It's more of a violin playing style than anything.

Every good violinist should try fiddle style.

by Homosex August 10, 2007

To play the fiddle

A disguised form for semi-exhibitionists to refer to their superskillful male masturbation sessions.

You: Ah, well, I'm off now; it's time to play the fiddle.
She: Oh crikey, do you play the fiddle?!
You: On a daily basis, me love.
She: Oh, then you must have very well-trained hand coordination!
You: I sure have, lass!
She: I wish you could record some of it for me!

by TerranceTheTerraceTerrier June 27, 2010

fiddle

Southern jargon for fuck.

Fiddle on you fellas I'm headin' to the house.

by Slack Jawed Yokel from Rkansas October 26, 2004

Fiddle

To simultaneously jerk off a guy with the left hand and finger a girl with the right, imitating the playing of a fiddle. Can be performed by either sex.

"Oh man, your sister totally fiddled me and your mom last night! She was hitting that G-note!"

by DJ Infinite October 26, 2006