pelican fucker

Anybody who works for BP or Exxon.

Tony Heyward is a pelican fucker and owes an infinite debt to society.

by ihatebuffering March 21, 2011

slut fucker

Someone who craves fucking sluts, and only sluts. They get off on the high possibility of catching vd's and std's. They often also don't wear condoms as this increases the chance of diseases and enhances the pleasure.

Dewy: Man, ur such a slut fucker.
Nello: Wat's wrong with that?
Dewy: The fact u crave walking std's.
Nello: Man that shit is hot
Dewy: Ur a freak

by dewy June 21, 2006

fucked sideways

1. To be completely screwed over, usually do to one's own stupidity.

2. To be in a real predicament and/or a lot of trouble, especially with a higher authority.

1. Stan: We're outta gas.
Jerry: Great goin' dumbass, I told you to fill up the tank when we had the chance.
Stan: I know, I know...now we're fucked sideways.

2. Dude, when your mom finds out that you maxed out her credit card you're gonna be fucked sideways.

by Brwn Bear April 28, 2009

Fuckedupedness

n. The state or quality of being fucked up.

It's difficult to believe the sheer fuckedupedness of this situation.

by The Son of God April 17, 2006

fucked cunt

Someone who's fucked in the head, but they're still an all round mad cunt

Shazza: Fuck mate, Gazza's a fucked cunt, I heard he raped a cat once. because it looked at him funny.

Bazza: He's still a mad cunt though aye.

by FUKNSTRAYA October 20, 2015

Cloud fucker

A predisposition to lie or greatly exaggerates about ones sexual conquests.

-noun. C-lau-d fa-huk-er

1. Mr. Wilson didn't see any inconsistency between his recollection about shagging that chick who left the club at the same time as he did last night. Even though she didn't actually leave with him as she returned after failing to get a taxi/cab and spent rest of the night in my bed. Mr. Wilson; he may be a drinking buddy but what a cloud fucker.

2. By his own account, Mr. Smith was a rebellious young man. Among Harvard music majors, he was known as a cloud fucker.

by Al Cawdrey September 26, 2009

Kentucky Mother Fucker

(KMF) 2 liter of Mountain dew(or other preferred beverage), drank down to the label, half of the empty space filled with vodka(or more, no less), with two kool aid pouches(or other drink mix) of desired flavor added. Get Drunk.

One Kentucky Mother Fucker for the night, please.

by Cak3 June 1, 2010