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Fooner

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The melding of the words "food" and "boner"; becoming lustfully erotic even at the mere thought of food.
Dood, I have such a raging fooner!
by SentimentalGrinder429 May 31, 2016
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Fookers

Fookers -- After all they say in a certain line of work a honeytrap is a right of passage. What better name for Asian prostitutes than Yin Li and KiKi. After after studying the Tao you win with the Yin the Female force and Li is Confucius for social institution. Ki or Qi is an essential element for Nei Jing, QiGong, Feng Shui and Reiki. Once you take the Fooker home because you are so smart and refused to work for an agency the Fooker will suggest the Chinese Basket. After all the Chinese Basket is a sexual harness in which you get to have sex with a women while she is suspended in air.

Air is one of the five primal elements associated with intelligence.

Cross is spelt C R OSS, or See Our OSS and the OSS created the CIA, the CIA is a conundrum is it Central Intelligence Agency or is it Counter Intelligence Agency. The Air Force is a completely independent Agency and does not have to report to the others.

Fookers are closely associated with the honeytrap, and honeytraps are very closely associated to the badger game.
Fookers -- You go to bar and meet Yin Li and Kiki two hot Asian women and being a man like Eddie Murphy says all men are pigs they are low by nature you take them home. Just like Austin Powers when he me Fukmi and Fuku.

Strawberry Daifuku is a really Japanese dish. Fookers Yin Li and Kiki are actually very well educated Yin has spiritual connotations as does Li, and as does Qi or Ki. There are ways to make people learn something they do not want to learn.
by RustlerHustler December 6, 2011
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Foner

When someone has a boner for their cell phone. ie: they are obsessed with it, love it, can't stop raving about it, etc.
Alex has a real foner for his new Samsung Galaxy NoteII. He won't shut up about it.
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stupid foon

Mike is such a stupid foon!
by Spuds/fubbe January 9, 2004
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Foon

"Damn, that teacher was a foon."
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foon

foon
/fo͞on/

Combination of COON and FAGGOT: An LGBTQ person who loves heterosexuals and/or cis people a little too much.
Damn, did you see the way he was riding that cishets dick? He's such a FOON.
by hicpao April 3, 2021
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