Roberta Flacked

Killing someone not-so softly with one's song. Most commonly associated with office workers insisting on the inevitable Birthday song seranade. The most painful version is when one person takes it upon themselves to sing to an unwilling party, thus inflicting serious and irreversible damage.

"OMG, you guys, Marcia's getting ready to Roberta Flack the birthday boy."

"Nah, bro, I'm not going to karaoke with you. Last time, I was Roberta Flacked within an inch of my life'

by deb84102 July 24, 2009

Flacky

Flacky is something a fat black tacky lady would wear .

I don't know why she is wearing those flacky leopard print stretch pants.

by donchaknow April 30, 2006

Flacky

A very unattractive girl, the exact opposite of a Jamp

Wow dude, that chick is definitely a flacky. Did you see her neanderthal forehead and beady eyes? Geeze, she has a beard thicker than mine!

AHH! Look out for that troll! Oh, its just a flacky.

by Adam E. Duguay October 26, 2008

Flaco

One who is to close to retirement to tell tesoro to "fuck off!".

Flaco is'nt going to give tesoro the chance to make him a shithead!(see"shithead")

by Coastworm October 17, 2003

Roberta Flack

The art of inserting an unfeasibly large schlong into the unsuspecting anus.Usually of people with learning difficulties, speech impediments & people with large buttocks.

I am going to Roberta Flack your mom so hard she's gona think she's been shafted by a torpedo.

by Asshacker November 3, 2012

flaccid sauce

1. Anything that really sucks

That cheerleading routine was some flaccid sauce.

by tits mcgee September 4, 2004

flacker

1.) A fucking slacker.
2.) One who flacks.

"Man, look at that flacker. He can't do anything right!"

by Annie 37 July 11, 2006