Funk Fuck

The sexual intercourse necessary to get you out of a funk. This act is best executed with someone you will never have to see again, and possibly while you are under the influence of alcohol.

The need for a "funk fuck" can be identified by constantly complaining about things you cannot change, or can change, yet choose to complain about instead of making an effort to change--usually job, weight, finances, etc.

(Speaking of a friend) I'm so sick of listening to her complain. What she needs is a solid funk fuck.

(Calling out an unusually uptight someone) Baby, what you need is a funk fuck.

by catface October 20, 2008

funkapotamus

god's screename

yo, i was talkin to god last night online

by Andrew Qwerty April 15, 2004

funkadelic

adj. to be in the state of total cool, awesome

Bob Burnquist is one funkadelic skater!

by Jeremy January 25, 2004

Flunkie

1. A group of people or a crew that one has no respect for.

You and your group of flunkies aint nothing but a bunch of chickenheads.

by Asa Lee December 28, 2005

funk

Funk (2. smell): a. a usually objectionable musky odor emanating from human underarms and genitalia, especially in the male but to a lesser extent the female, resulting from glandular secretions and bodily functions. Infrequent washing and rapid bacterial growth intensify the odor. Cultural norms might result in certain individuals associating a funky smell with the sex act and thus lessening its objectionable. b. the smell and substance of smegma.

Henry, if you don't get upstairs right away and take a shower your funk is going to blow up my house!

by Prof. Nosler December 3, 2007

Uptown Funk

The famous song of 2015 featuring Bruno Mars

I love the song Uptown Funk

by Bruh22470 January 26, 2015

Fadunk

(v.) to smack someone in the face with a penis that has recently ejaculated to leave a mushroom print. loads of fun.

Haha Jeff fell asleep and Matt fadunked him! I always thought those two were weird. Fadunk! Fadunkity dunk dunk dunk.

by anonymous November 29, 2003