Faded

The equivalent of being buzzed but... smoking wise

ME:Dude this is a nice level its like being faded but not to the point where your stoned.
FRED:cool story bro, tell it again.

by thehighbrodie September 1, 2011

dick faced

The result of a party foul, i.e. passing out with your shoes on. Dick facing is the writing or drawing mainly on somebodies face, but also applies to the rest of their body, with a permanent marker, including but not limitied to, a large penis drawn strategically next to the mouth or pointint towards the ass, writing "I love penis(semen, cum, dick etc...)"

"Dude the new kid passed out in the closet so we all dick faced him...too bad he has a job interview in about an hour:"

by Eskimo November 26, 2007

fuck faced

To be very drunk

It was only 10, but Mike was already fuck faced.

by Spoonie November 24, 2003

shit faced

When you get so drunk that you give people head without knowing it and get introuble by everyone because your so shitfaced that you tell everyone and dont even know it.

I was so shit faced last night i gave that guy head!!!

by Kacey. January 25, 2008

open faced chili dog

The sexual act of taking a crap on the chest of a flat woman and then making sweet love to her breasts.

I met this chick who had really small tits, but it's ok, because I just gave her an open faced chili dog.

by Crappy Diaper October 13, 2007

fart faced wrinkle fucker

Derogatory name usually used in response under high intoxication

Dood: your bout an asshat
Me: yeah well yer a fart faced wrinkle fucker , give me a beer

by Lord Blame June 12, 2008

faze blaziken

A weird white kid who sits funny and has no testicles. He masturbates daily to the faze clan symbol and dog porn.

Stop sitting like faze blaziken.

by ChineseDiabetes June 25, 2016