false advertising

also false-advertising or false advertise n. Relates to instances on the internet (particularly, but not limited to gay culture) where non-desirable looking persons promote extremely favorable images of themselves, or others, in an effort to lead the viewer into believing that that is how the sender looks on a daily basis.

I went all the way across town to hook up with that guy last night because he wanted me really badly and looked really hot online, but when I got there that fugly slut opened the door and scared the crap out of me. I told him to stop false advertising and put up some pictures that looked like him and less like Ashton Kutcher, then I went home.

by JacobKing0722 November 13, 2007

False Hype

When your doing a task or a series of tasks that you really don't want to do and you need some motivation for getting it done.

Im running on False Hype this week.

No false hype!

by falsehyper July 31, 2018

False Flag

A fake boner created by tightening a belt too tightly and having your pants zipper go up, giving the impression of a boner.

My girlfriend slapped me when I was looking at another women and got a False Flag.

by Gregorovich Bumfunder September 5, 2009

False

See True.
When a band or someone is untrue.

Metallica's St. Anger is False
Emo posers are False
Emperor are definately not False and nor is Norway.

by Steel Warrior August 26, 2005

False Stat Guy

one who provides, knowingly or unknowingly, incorrect information, confidently as if it where fact. the false information is then backed up by some magnificent (fictitious) source of origination.

anyone who is NOT Chuck Norris.

Mr. Miyagi always told Daniel-san that Ford Mustangs are for 16 year-old girls, according to a double blind study done by Seventeen magazine. Daniel-san called Mr. Miyagi a False Stat Guy since badass Bobby (from the Cobra Kai dojo) drives the automatic V8 GT model.

by Liam Neeson (of the movie Willow) May 30, 2007

False Advertising

when an unattractive woman (or male ) wear high heels.

"every time i hear high heels I look up expecting to see an attractive woman, but you shoulda seen this heifer that walked in clapping the floor today... man that's false advertising"

by That Libra February 13, 2009

False

1. (Verb) To smoke marijuana
2. (Verb) To loudly exclaim the word "false" at someone in order to make a fool out of them.
3. (Noun) A much harsher synonym of no, gets the point across better

1. "Dude Orth lost that bet about the snow day"
"Yeah that means he's gotta go false this weekend"
"Oh Orth"
2. "Did that guy just false me?"
"He did yell it pretty loud"
3. "I believe Orth is not going to be our next President"
"FALSE!"

by m456 February 18, 2008