Farnesworth

A person whom tells a lie that would appear to be clearly a joke but the lie is being told with serious intent.

“So there I was with the 5th fleet Admiral driving the boat and then he asked if I wanted to be promoted to Captain but I told him no.”

Sarcastically “ yeah ok man”

Farnesworther- “no I’m serious”

“Are you trying to Farnesworth me right now?”

by Idontcare1234 September 2, 2025

faulkner facinasion stage

Females usually have long hair because they are stuck in the faulkner facinasion stage. This is a critical, and can be potentially dangerous stage that the famous pyschologist Sigmund Freud accidentally missed out. In extreme circumstances, females can be obsessive about anything military related and are highly volatile but entirely useless.

note. girls obsessed with military with cropped hair are not suffering from this unfortunate stage, there is no need for caution.

look around, the example is plentiful.

"mass failure at life caused by young girl suffering from the secret and somewhat unknown faulkner facinasion stage"

by chim of chesham August 21, 2008

multi-facing

having more than one facebook account in your name.

She was totally multi-facing in order to have a bigger Mafia on Mafia-Wars!

OR

I can't belive that she multi-faces in order for her to keep her friends and co-workers seperate on facebook!

by The Crock Pot December 21, 2009

Normal Facing

Going from dying of laughter right to your normal face, whilst saying normal face in the process.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAnormalface. Normal facing.

by DreckTheSwiss April 1, 2010

Stale Facing

When you are lowkey throwing shade and you high key being salty

Sally constantly be stale facing me because it took her man.

by Sometin Bout U Girrrl April 21, 2018

Mrs.Farnham

A highschool theatre teacher in mustang oklahoma. She loves her job very much and is an amazing director. If you ever get to work with a Mrs.Farnham you should feel blessed

Brenden: yo argonautica was so fun, And it went really well. We won a lot of awards!
Cody: That's because you had Mrs.Farnham as director
Chris: he's right ya know

by Theatre4lifemustang March 17, 2019

HALE FARNIOK III

Crazy good football player who just got excepted into duke to play on the starting lineup. Farniok has made his small town in Minnesota "maple grove" go crazy for him.

Did you see HALE FARNIOK III juke the fuck out the lil kid

by Swiss Peppercorn Burger April 16, 2019