Sloppy Elephant Walrus

Blasting such a big load in your girls mouth that she chokes on it and it comes out of her nostrils..

Maya blew me with the best mouth I ever felt, I shot such a load that she choked on it and and my splooge came gushing out her nose.. A sloppy Elephant Walrus..

by Bwanab August 1, 2010

herman the elephant

the most unlucky elephant ever. famed for... how to put this politely... stomping his own genitals flat... owwwwwwwww.....

JESUS FUCK!!!! 6000 lbs. of cock-stomping goodness!!!

by Braavosi May 22, 2003

elephant trunk nipples

A girl with nipples so long, they resemble elephant trunks.

Rob: Yo, check out that chick's tit's....she has elephant trunk nipples!
Mike: Fuck yeah she does!

by Harve Eugene April 14, 2008

riding the elephant

to be stoned on marijuana. this phrase is apropos because when you ride an elephant, you are "high".

what's wrong with you today? are you riding the elephant?

by shirley eugeste January 3, 2011

elephant ass

Simply put, it's when the ass eats the pants. Usually happens when there is excess space in the seat of the pant, thus causing some fabric to be pulled inward into the colon area.

Dude, did you see that old guy in the khaki's? He had major elephant ass!

by Hoegarden October 30, 2007

elephantory

of elephant nature.
relating to or using a long, elephant nose like object.

This cock through the zipper is rather elephantory.

by cyberphunkisms February 12, 2010

Elephant Cheeks

Cheeks that are so big they are often mistaken for ones of an elephant.

Hey Dimitri "Snipe" you have a bowl cut and elephant cheeks nuff said.

by bowlcutrandom July 1, 2009