hong dong

An item bought for a grossly inflated price to impress people or because you convince yourself you want it: "Hong Dong" is the name of world's most expensive dog, a Red Tibetan Mastiff bought by a Chinese industrialist for $1.5 million.

That MacBook Air you bought to could check your Hotmail at coffee shops is a real hong dong.

by Sharawadgis April 3, 2011

dibble dong

When a girls clitoris looks as if a man's scrotum has been chopped off and sewn onto it

Me: Bro, see that chick right there
Guy: ya
Me: I went dowe on her once and she has the biggest dibble dong
Guy: gross man

by Punjabi revenge November 26, 2014

Girthy dong

A hard dick, usually quite lengthy as well

"John Cena has a girthy dong"

by Munch919 October 22, 2015

schong dong

A long meat stick that dwells in the trousers!!!

Dude my schong dong is bigger than your!!!!

by Funny buoi November 30, 2016

ding dong head

Somebody that is stupid or has a silly side

*Maycee danced a silly jig* *I laugh and say* "You Ding dong head"

by Belle Supes July 22, 2017

Diddy Dong

Another word for Dick, penis or weiner

He got a small diddy dong. I've seen it

by TheDiddyDong69 January 6, 2019

Jackson Dong

Jackson has a giant 🅱️enis and hates the YouTube channel DJYdyi

Jackson Dong is secretly a youtuber

by Yotemaster69 May 22, 2019