Dumpstersock

1. A receptical for ones semen. 2. A sock you jack off into to catch your jizz.

Oh man I hope my woman doesn't find my dumpstersock, I think I left it on the bed after spilling some knuckle children while watching Ass Patrol 9.

by Zilka March 12, 2008

Dumpster Dive

To lick and suck at or around a man or womans asshole.

The best part of sex with Lindsay was the dumpster dive. She would leave my ass sparkling clean.

I love to combine a dumpster dive with a hand job. I can get him off so fast

by Blackroux June 23, 2011

Dumpster Diver

Someone who plays some of the crappiest video games available because of a single or small amount of redeeming features.

voice 1: "Did you see what game John was playing last night? It was absolute garbage."
voice 2: "Wow! What a dumpster diver!"

by Hellion_Blade May 18, 2016

smokey dumpster

When a male gets oral sex when taking a poop.

A man sits on the toilet and tells his loved one he wants a blowjob while he is taking a poop. His loved one yells back WHAT!!!....his answer is, I want a Smokey Dumpster.

by Eddie Van November 1, 2006

crumb dumpster

someone of a fat overweight chubby or obese nature who leaves no leftovers or crumbs behind. Someone who eats everything and anything like how a dumpster takes in anything and everything. In other words, a fatass.

Look at that guy at the buffet, what a crumb dumpster.

I was trying to be romantic and feed my date a cookie when the crumb dumpster almost took my hand off.

We couldn't get on the roller coaster because a crumb dumpster was taking up two seats.

I wish I had some leg room; this crumb dumpster is spilling over into my seat.

Can you please seat us somewhere else? These crumb dumpsters are so loud I can't hear myself think.

by NastyNally April 22, 2011

Dumpster Cat

A middle aged whore of a woman who thinks she's a cougar but is unattractive and slutty

Quit being a whore Beverly your not a cougar, your a dumpster cat

by Interdimp June 8, 2015

cum dumpster

a girl who sucks a lot of cock

jayne barret is a cum dumpster and swollows so much cock

by addison roucain May 18, 2010