drunked

What a person experiences after consuming a large amount of alcohol, symptoms include:

Lack of Balance and Inhibtion
Finding everything funny
A feelng of complete relaxation
Frequently urinating
Falling asleep anywhere
Wanting to eat things that are F*%king delicious.
Shamlessly coming onto any girl around you.

A good example of being drunked is

NIALL BRADLEY

When "drunked" Niall demonstrates all these symptoms and at the maximum level wheras others may only demonstrate a few.

by H.2.da.K September 14, 2006

Drunker than a box of shit

Someone who is falling down drunk.

Those guys showed up at the Pit, and dude, they were already drunker than a box of shit.

by thehighplainzdrifter May 22, 2010

Drunkhead

people who drinks a lot!

person 1: wooow i was sooo drunk yesterday!
person 2: huh, again? you're such a drunkhead!

by jaaja April 22, 2011

The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet

When you try to pet a Blue (or any other type) Parakeet and it tries to bite/peck you. First, the parakeet opens its beak; then, it follows your finger around; and lastly, it lunges for you. This act gets its name from the inebriated appearance of the bird. (swaying from side to side)

Frenchie performs The Dance of The Drunken Parakeet every night for free.

by Shawn B. January 15, 2007

drunkenstances

Used in place of "circumstances" when intoxicated.

"Under normal circumstances, I would not have passed out on top of you at the hotel, but under the drunkenstances, I did."

by Nealie October 28, 2006

Drunkversation

When two people are drunk and are texting or having a conversation.

Matt: Hey Rosie girl!
Rosie: Hey whats up?!
Matt: I'm totally shiface3d at the barr!!
Rosie: Me2 i am so druk rite now!
Matt: Iam so hood wat bar u at?
Rosie: I' a t kildoresw!

*NEXT DAY*
Rosie: Holy shit, I saw that I texted you last night!!
Matt: Hahaha yeah, I was so drunk
Rosie: Ha! Me two lol
Matt: Damn we had some good Drunkversation!
Rosie: Oh yea we did

by Matt January 4, 2009

drunker

A male who drinks a lot and entices other males to get drunk so he may take advantage of them. A “drunker” enjoys anal sex with males however claims he is not gay. “drunkers” often mock homosexuals in public situations and then engage in sexual acts with them behind closed doors.

Watch out that guy is a drunker! You hangout with him and you will wake up with a sore asshole and looking like a Crazy Pale.

by Anonymous July 21, 2004