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Drunkhead 

person 1: wooow i was sooo drunk yesterday!
person 2: huh, again? you're such a drunkhead!
Drunkhead by jaaja April 22, 2011
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DrunkBear resides in Antwerpen, Belgium (aka BANTWERP!) and is a thoroughly nocturnal animal. As the name suggests, he loves to drink heavily and regularly, and has the distinction of being chunder free.

DrunkBear is characterised by a complete personality change after consuming alcohol: he becomes highly sociable, a crazy dancer and fantastically uninhibited.

DrunkBear also begins to share some of his personal feelings (that are usually locked in the deepest darkest recesses of his mind) while inebriated and even dares to make (as yet unfulfilled) promises.

DrunkBear’s favourite drinks include Kwak, Konig, Jaegerbombs and Duval, but any old beer or spirit will do when DrunkBear’s out on the town. Less preferred beers are Timmermans and Stella, the latter because DrunkBear already likes to beat women and so doesn’t want to become even more of a misogynist.

Oddly enough, DrunkBear, even after ten pints, is still not inclined to wear a pink tutu or to dance for prolonged periods with certain people, but his lackadaisical behaviour more than makes up for this.

All in all, DrunkBear is the typical British LAD, and reaches astronomically high levels of banter and pars harder than even Tempz himself.
There was StealBear, and BrowneBear, and WarBear, and KillBear, and DrunkBear…

Person 1: “DrunkBear, do you want another pint?”
DrunkBear: “No, I’d like another six please!”
DrunkBear by KillB November 7, 2011
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mike drunkbeater 

Mike Drunkbeater is a professional redneck-style comedian. He performs as part of The Redneck Comedy Tour with Stink Fleaman, Walt Abernathy, and Larry, the guy who works for the department of water and power.

He is well known for his famous quote, "Oh that dog of mine!"
Mike Drunkbeater is coming to town!
Oh that dog of mine!
mike drunkbeater by KaBoom January 24, 2014

i_am_a_duckhead 

A funny youtuber that uses text-to-speech and is mostly known for their series "Reacting to sans fangirls" which is basically the emoticon :V reacting to 7-year-old-girls who are "in love" with the infamous Undertale character, Sans the skeleton. They have 213K subscribers on YouTube and have a subreddit based about them.
human being 1: Hey, have you seen i_am_a_duckhead 's newest video?
human being 2: Yeah, it was pretty funny.
i_am_a_duckhead by JCexists November 3, 2020

drughead 

Someone who does nothing but drugs, and often isn't too intelligent.

Comes from the Archie Comics character Jughead and the word drug.
Person: Wooaah man, I'm tripping OUT!
Passerby: Shut your trap, Drughead.
drughead by CalmandOdd March 31, 2009

durkhead 

that guy sucks off jme, he’s such an durkhead’
durkhead by notorsonsteel April 1, 2022

Duckhead 

A Person with an extremely high-pitched voice. Usually the most annoying person in a group
That kid on Socom is such a duckhead, His balls really need to drop!
Duckhead by Anonymous Guy22 October 5, 2006
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