shitting dicks

When your poo is large, long, and roughly shaped like a penis. Makes one think of anal sex.

Bob: How was your poo?
Joe: It was like shitting dicks.

by mumbojumbo5 April 7, 2011

dickscusting

Anything that smells like dick.

Gloria, have you been to the BP Foxton toilets? Yeah, I couldn't believe how unhygendick they were. They smelt Dickscusting.

by staceyandphil August 19, 2006

dickscoping

Instead of using the scope properly, you aim down the sights and shoot when the crosshairs meet, then zoom back out. Anyone who doesn't snipe this way is called out for being a hardscoper.

I would like to see those kids try dickscoping in Iraq.

by poniesareawesome June 21, 2012

dickshabob

When a person has been impaled by a large penis.

Dude, did you hear what happened to that chick? She became a dickshabob.

by _420buckets May 6, 2016

dicksand

Describes the sensation of falling into a man's aura and losing ones sense of self.

She saw him from across the room and fell into his dicksand. She no longer knew who she was, nor did she care.

by Etaoin September 9, 2016

Dickshabob

When you put donuts on a dick, and then eat the donuts to get to the dick.

Imma Dickshabob later

by Therealashla May 30, 2016

dickshit

When an event occurs where you suffer from the precise balance of grief or pain that both properly calls for calling something (or someone) a dick and reacting with the word shit, a dickshit moment occurs due to an uncontrollable reaction that happens faster than your mind can decipher the most appropriate word to use in said event.

"Argh, you... dickshit!" Or when in such high shock you may only simply get out "Dickshit!"

by SillyTurtle August 23, 2016