3rd April National Fish fingers And Custard Day 

National fish fingers and custard day

Hey Amelia did you know it’s 3rd April national Fish fingers And Custard Day today it’s

3rd April National Fish fingers And Custard Day by Doctor Who What Why Where When December 20, 2020

bulldog eating custard 

A way in which to describe an ugly face.

Wow, that chick has a face like a bulldog eating custard

bulldog eating custard by Sam R September 24, 2006

One eyed, blue veined custard chucker 

A splurge of Jism through one's penis

Need I explain any further

One eyed, blue veined custard chucker by Darren B Fry October 29, 2003

baby custard 

(n) thick, creamy semen, especially when produced copiously.

Upon her return from Peru, my wife was shocked to find dried baby custard on the keyboard.

baby custard by Dr Monkey April 29, 2005

Chubbie Custard

A synonym for crotch custard.

Ed loves Joe's chubbie custard.

Chubbie Custard by Hamish McFly October 17, 2006

pump custard 

masturbating

When I saw her picture on my computer, I dropped trou and started to pump custard.

pump custard by Tees September 29, 2013

bustin custard 

The act of ejaculating semen out of an erect penis.

Earlier today, after leaving the Cold Stone Creamery, I decided that it was time to start bustin custard all over an unsuspecting woman's face.

bustin custard by boooooopbooooop September 15, 2010