Crankin Papes

Non-slang version "Cranking Papers"

The lump sum of cash you earn from working two or more jobs; similar to Makin' Bank but in this case much larger amounts of money.

Guy#1:Damn homie I got two jobs now
Guy#2: Whattt? Man you gonna be Crankin Papes

by haussenpeppercheese October 26, 2011

Cranker Man

A Crank (Meth) Addict

Wow look at that Cranker Man, I wonder if he sells.

by Coaster Happy February 17, 2012

cranking duel

The act of crying and wanking, then formed into a competition between a group of friends. The game involves performing the act of cranking, then collecting the produced fluids before having to drink all fluids produced. First to down the produce wins the duel.

Also known as crank-off.

Guy 1: Hey man, this is so boring.
Guy 2: Yeah, you know. Wanna crank?
Guy 3: What about a cranking duel ..?
Guy 1: Sure thing! I'm a cranking master.

by jmLTspanish August 6, 2012

crankamuffin

A loving term for being cranky and mildly whiny. Less intense than a crankzilla when you want to be loud and complain non-stop and possibly swear a lot.

I woke up this morning feeling like a serious crankamuffin.

by dup4 November 11, 2013

crank cankers

Herpes: Sores shared on your crank. FUN FOR EVERYONE!

Bitch gave me crank cankers!

by NoCrankCankersHere April 28, 2014

Cranking

To be simultaneously engaged in the act of crying and wanking.

Upon realising that his friend would not be visiting him, Jack was unable to help himself from a day of heavy cranking.

by CortaEsaCiudad March 2, 2015

crankafied

When a person gets worked up when things don't go they way they should.

When we got to the resturant and we had to wait an hour to be seated ug got crankafied.

by outerseaglass July 1, 2016