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crunchy toenails

A phenomenon in which toenails have a texture similar to that of an old sock.
by sharnus March 28, 2023
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Crunchy Kimchi Banshee

When One Partner wishes to be eaten2 out of/on (Typically) their Anus or other Reproductive place below the torso; i.e. Penis, Vagina, Taint Region Before or After Intercourse with a fresh mixture placed upon said region consisting of Hot Sauce (depending how hot n' spicy burnin' you like it), kettle chips (plain or flavoured of your choice) and Kimchi mixed together in one go.
She wanted it spicy and different, she wanted to moan, scream and burn with pleasure, so I gave her a Crunchy Kimchi Banshee.
by BigSDub May 2, 2025
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crunchy

"don't you ever feel crunchy?"
"yeah i do"
by crunchy_munchy June 27, 2021
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Crunchy

John K getting in touch with his emotions.
Today's chair is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch; so named because he's crunchy.
by elbeeay May 30, 2024
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Crunchy

Someone who is a headass ugly ass lookin neck ass lookin ass
Ewww that bitch is crunchy!
by Bigmamaeecy December 28, 2017
mugGet the Crunchymug.

Crunchy Rat Licking Turd

Someone who is a bummer ,ugly and rude. Someone that believes in things that only help them out and does not fight for equal rights. Call someone this to just truly confuse them.
Person 1: “Trump 2020
Person 2: “CRUNCHY RAT LICKING TURD”
by Shrexgotsmallpp September 20, 2020
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Crunchie scrunchie

You’ve heard of scrunchie for vsco sksksksk now crunchie scrunchie is WAY better it has more crunch to it
“Hey did I show you the crunchie scrunchie I got”
by Uknowme November 11, 2019
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