Crop Dusting

When you fart in a secluded location but the fart follows you and leaves a trail of stink.

-What the hell is that smell
-My bad I farted back there
-God damn man your freaking crop dusting

by BewareTheDreads February 8, 2015

Tendon Cropping

A vague but harsh sounding punishment for casual conversation. Usually done intentionally.

"If you don't email me back I will crop your tendons intentionally!"
Did you hear that Dr. Pedro did tendon cropping on his patients? He got sued."

by Hugh's Dad, Cleaner of Elbows July 5, 2021

Crop Dust

The act of throwing cocaine in the air of a crowded area, usually in a night club.

"Plain White Tees are okay in concert."

"Yeah, but Gucci Mane crop dusted the audience."

by John Joad August 14, 2014

Vietnam Crop Dusting

A form of crop dusting where you accidentally shit yourself. This smells so toxic that it is comparable to the spraying of Agent Orange from cropdusters during the Vietnam War.

"When had to let one rip in school, I had a Vietnam Crop Dusting the hallway. Can you bring me some clean pants, mom?"

by Scatman_Sam October 30, 2017

French crop

A pretty kewl haircut

Ayo barber gimme a French crop

by Nah_jit_trippin May 3, 2023

Tend to my crops

A mock-authoritative phrase used to degrade or assert dominance in a medieval or fantasy roleplay setting. Often said to a person of color when they’re misbehaving. Meant to be exaggerated and dramatic, not taken seriously.

Quandairus stop pestering the women and tend to my crops

by ANDREWTHEFALLEN July 11, 2025

Crop Circle

When your cornrows have a bald spot.

"Snoop Dogg had to change his hairstyle so he wouldn't start getting a Crop Circle."

by IsItNeilWithAK September 4, 2016