cooked crack 

when something is very cool or back in style.

Yo did you see the new vintage Jordans? Them shits is back like cooked crack

cooked crack by Mary J.J. September 24, 2005

cooked

1. A slang phrase used to describe someone out of the ordinary

2. Someone especially violent

1. Some cooked man ran up to us earlier and showed us his purple headed custard chucker

2. I wouldn't stare at him, hes cooked

cooked by Dr Dock December 1, 2003

Cooked-Her-Steak 

to have rough sex with a woman.

- I went to my girlfriends house and Cooked-Her-Steak
- I stuck my meat in my wife's oven and Cooked-Her-Steak

Cooked-Her-Steak by AK47488 July 26, 2012

cooked

To insult or make fun of a physical feature, may it be clothing, your face or body parts.

Irby, yo ugly ass jus got cooked up sumin' nice biatch

cooked by Zarin October 18, 2008

Crookered 

To get Jewed out in the end. To have a beachball on your back. Last but not least, to have a haggle tooth by the name of Cindy having sexual intercourse with 15 men in the room down the hall.

Nathan were not going to let you off that forklift.
Nathan, we smoked all your weed while you were sleeping. you just got crookered man!

Crookered by Marijuana_Smoke August 30, 2006

Crookedcock 

A dude who wears gay hats and has bad taste in movies.

Fucking Crookedcock! What a dick!

Crookedcock by tj August 2, 2004

Crocked 

Crazy rocked. To be totally destroyed or completely owned.

Dude, I crocked my elbow so madcore style.

Crocked by B420 April 18, 2006