crap ton

an extreme amount of something

I have a crap ton of work to do today

by mocha pie le jew July 26, 2005

crap addict

someone who is addicted to taking large craps and smelling them for endless hours.

Anal bandit cleaveland steamer
Pulling a Cyrus

Man Bobby Joe is such a crap addict

by Crazy Eddie April 21, 2005

Crap to hell

A way of expressing frustration by cursing/swearing.

When someone cuts you off in traffic and you scream at them "Crap to hell"

You spill coffee all over yourself, "Crap to Hell"!!!

by Habs Fan_Mtl October 24, 2009

Crap Cakes

Usually said as an exclamation, crap cakes is an expression used when one is in for an ass kicking.

Bully: I'll Kill you.

Nerd: OH CRAP CAKES!

by the ace of spades March 27, 2008

crap for brains

meaning ultra stupid,like their brains were taken out and replaced by crap;Strong Bad's fave saying

"Man,I knew you had Crap for brains,but your crap for brains has crap for brains"

by Ashley L January 8, 2004

crap holder

a motherfucking shit head who has liquid doo-doo for brains

Josh:do you know shanel hill?
cameron:yeah that bitch is a crap holder

by the cobra February 24, 2005

crap slap

The act of applying fecal matter to another by placing it in the palm of ones hand and slapping a person.

Billy returned from the bathroom and applied a wicked crap slap to Tommy, covering his face in fecal matter with an audible crack.

by Da Definer November 7, 2006