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Commander Cool

A.K.A. "The Robbie"

He's like Batman and Superman but better. Pretty much the greatest guy to walk the Earth.

In fact, he's the coolest guy ever! If someone refers to you as "cool" just know that Commander Cool is commanding that cool that you have gotten. Also, he's the greatest. Again. He's nice, handsome, and awesome.

He shares "Coolest guy ever" rights with Miles Davis

Don't worry, if you try your hardest, you can be cool too. It's as easy as getting high. Which is as easy as being yourself.
That Commander Cool Guy is the greatest!

Gerow is the farthest thing from Commander Cool as physically possible.
by Kramerica May 9, 2005
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going commando

Going commando has nothing to do with shit. because uniforms are suppose to be loose and allow a lot of ease in movement and to aid in cammouflage but not too baggy to gat hung up on anything. When it is hot and humid soldiers in the field can get crotch rot and also get rubbed raw. you don't want to have to much wet scanky fabric next to that part of your body. It is because soldiers sweat a lot and they cant take showers for days. It is one the best ways way to prevent crotch rot and rashes. I should know been there done that. Former soldier infantry and medic.
by command joe May 13, 2010
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Sushi Coma

The lazy relaxed and sleepy feeling one has after eating too much sushi. likely due to the large amount of starch in the rice.
I fell asleep on the sofa after dinner. I had a case of sushi coma.
by toounknown January 8, 2010
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Commandotory

When it's mandatory to go without wearing underwear.
The dress code at the bachelorette party was commandotory.
by Brad-Zilla February 20, 2011
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Command-stripping

The act of separating one's sweaty ball-sack from their inner thigh by firmly pinching a portion of excess scrotum and pulling downward in a similar action to that used when releasing 3M brand Command Strips(tm).
"This Las Vegas heat has had me command-stripping all afternoon."
by Because7ate9 April 3, 2015
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commafucker

A person obsessed with small details and correcting anything that is slightly off.

Translated from the Finnish term: "pilkunnussija". Someone who fucks a comma.
Tom just had to correct my tiny grammar mistake in front of everyone else. He is an obnoxious commafucker.
by DahMagpie June 25, 2019
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jip coma

to be rendered unconscious via the administration of a large volume of semen
Who put fiona kennedy in a jip coma?

everyone at the microlab gangbang did
by jipcoma1 October 14, 2012
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