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acid coach 

A person who helps(ed) you on an acid trip. This person would usually have prior experience using LSD, and would be there to guide the individual through their journey to the center of their mind by way of the introduction of music and transcendental meditation. It is not necessary for the Acid Coach to be taking acid at the same time as the trainee.
Alec's Acid Coach totally screwed up. When Al started coming on to the acid, he was left to go through it alone his first time. He started watching some violent TV show and had a real bad trip. That dude was a total downer.

When I took acid for the first time, Kevin took me on a long drive in the mountains, listening to some Ravi Shankar. I totally connected with the Universe, man! Kevin makes a great Acid Coach!
acid coach by firecarp September 5, 2011
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playing 3rd base coach 

When the bill comes for food or drink, The friend who starts patting himself down searching his jacket and pants for money that he knows isn't there, like a third base coach giving signals to the batter. He's just waiting for the rest of the guys to come up with the bill
As soon as the bill came, Brett was playing 3rd base coach.
playing 3rd base coach by raujero December 9, 2016

Life-coach syndrom 

Life-coach syndroom- term used to describe a common condition some people suffer due to involving themselves in all kinds of self-improvement seminars, buying loads of crap books, full of catchy, commercialized terms and display their syndrom while talking to others by constantly reffering to read advices and calling upon motivational phrases.

coach-victimes are the blind followers who fall for the fake wisdom of the so-called coaches or people who were actually quite o.k. but due to too much contact with coaches got slowly brainwashed and lost their sense of judgement.

The area where coaches seeks their victimes are many, beware of men aged 40-50 who due to life crisis change their profession and become life coaches and start preaching mixing their christian dogma with succes formula.
Nowadays many of severe impotent man aged 45-55 assume rol of life-coach and keeps in touch with a younger woman usually from former eastblok countries to impress them with their knowledge.

Coaches divide humanity in two sections: people that are coachable and people that are not coachable
This sexually frustrated guy from the local company passed by for cup of tea, bullshitting about responsibility you got to take for your life. Right, his tax debt is due, car broke down, wife hooking up with any random guy at her work. Now he is playing for a life saver that himself can't swim. His dicking around is clearly Life-coach syndrom
Life-coach syndrom by cantelini September 28, 2009

Roach coach

A burn cruise in a stagecoach, i.e. smoking ganja in house-drawn coach or carriage.
"Hark, the carriage cometh! Spark another owl, milady, let us go on a roach coach."
Roach coach by zealasquigs May 31, 2020

Ol’ Ball Coach 

nickname for Heisman Trophy-winning Coach Steve Spurrier
The Ol’ Ball Coach beat Clemson 5 years in a row.
Ol’ Ball Coach by Coop Dupe June 13, 2018

ball for the coach 

portrayed as a rich person in the perspective of the poor
“ Are you happy now? Playing ball for the coach, You filthy fucking cockroach”

got em' coach 

Phrase used in making an opponent, friend, or innocent bi-standard feel as they have been used or taken advantage of in a particular situation.
Tyron muttered, "got em' coach" as he dribbled past Larry in a game of 1-on-1 basketball.
got em' coach by Cliff Hargis March 22, 2007