Hazmat Clean-Up

The act of purchasing a $50 PlanB pill and delivering it to the whore you banged last night.

You better use a condom or you’ll be doing a Hazmat Clean-Up tomorrow because that skank ain’t on birth control.

That bitch dropped the Puke & Nuke on me and now I need to do a Hazmat Clean-Up.

by king j$ August 9, 2010

something clean

If you're looking around here on Urban Dictionary, you're probably wondering if there is anything on here that doesn't relate to something vulgar or sexual. Well, here it is.

"I was looking on Urban Dictionary and I actually found something clean." ~ nobody

by theonlysanepersononthiswebsite July 1, 2017

cleveland steam cleaner

The act of pissing the shit off your partners chest after performing a Cleveland Steamer.

"I knew her roommate would be home soon so I called Stanley Steamer to see if they do Cleveland steam cleaners... They don't"

by Steamer Stanley September 23, 2016

pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh

the popular line from the song Pon Mi that is mostly used by material gworls

pussy tight pussy clean pussy fresh pussy pretty pussy fat full of flesh

by CASPWER LEI June 2, 2022

Cleanlin

Same as a lumpkin*, except on a bidet. In essence, getting both ends clean at the same time.

*receiving a blowjob while defecating.

Alex: "So I was cleaning my ass on the bidet when my girlfriend came in and gave me a blowjob."

Pascal: "Oh, so you got a cleanlin?"

Alex: "Yup."

by Alex216546 May 17, 2008

cleans up good

Usually refers to men. Especially men who don't pay much attention to their looks, in terms of grooming, hair and clothes.
However when they put some attention to it they look good.

Best example is Shaggy from Scooby-Doo. He always looks frumpy, stained, unshaven, slump, but you always

get the feeling that when he needs to escort Daphne Blake to her gf wedding Shaggy after a shave and a nice getup will look good.

Girl 1: Are you crazy you want me to go out with Jonah Hill, yuck
Girl 2: Sweety, he cleans up good and will make you look great on that red carpet

by Tim E Wastin January 22, 2014

Batting Clean-up

Being the fourth person to bang a chick in the same night.

I heard Nick was batting clean-up last night; he better get tested

by NICK_HUGE_FAN March 13, 2012