Phenomenon occurring whilst on holiday in a hot climate wherby the anus dilates to several times it's normal relaxed state, coating the interior of ones undercrackers with a piquant peanut butter style slurry, causing the gusset area to resemble a hammock made of chocolate.
"Darling, how was your journey back from China?" Charles asked.
"It was terrible" Camilla weeped, "My suitcase fell off the trolley and burst open and all the world's media got to see my chocolate hammocks!"
"It was terrible" Camilla weeped, "My suitcase fell off the trolley and burst open and all the world's media got to see my chocolate hammocks!"
by dominic norton December 3, 2005
Get the chocolate hammock mug.noun. The sexual act that consists of the female suddenly ending the current sexual act and, without alerting the male, defecates on the male's penis. This is meant to express aggression and establishes the female's dominance.
-"Dude, last night me and Mary were fucking and everything was going great until that crazy bitch gave me a chocolate covered prarie dog."
-"Word?"
-"Word."
-"Word?"
-"Word."
by urdrinkingbuddy December 27, 2007
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"Chocolate Blain" the act of Raven, or any other black guy, smacking you in the face with his penis with such force that it goes through ur head. This is derived from a cross of "Chocolate Rain" and "Blain." This term is used mainly in any competitive situation, metaphorically.
Also, when a black guy *Raven* nuts on someone's face.
Also, when a black guy *Raven* nuts on someone's face.
by Joseph J. April 1, 2008
Get the chocolate blain mug.The sexual act in which the male inserts his testicles into his partner's anus, where he/she will shit them out. Then the male takes his now fecally coated scrotum, and use it as a bludgeoning tool on said partner, hitting them repeatedly in the face. Counts should be yelled out loud, preferably in a somwhat Irish/Scottish accent. Giggles are permitted.
Glenn: I gave Jill a chocolate punching bag. I got up to 32 before she passed out and my bruises became inbearable. Not a night I will soon forget.
Ben: Epic.
Ben: Epic.
by TheDurheim May 9, 2008
Get the Chocolate Punching Bag mug.The Chocolate/Bacon Theory (CBT) states that if you present any food that does not already contain either chocolate or bacon (as this would contradict the Unified Theory of Chocolate and Bacon), its taste will be prominent or non-altered when adding said foods.
by Professor Luds December 22, 2008
Get the Chocolate/Bacon Theory mug.Chocolate Lancer is a weapon skin from the game Gears of War. No matter what people think, it is not taking your feces cover penis and inserting it into a vagina.
Guy: "Do you like my chocolate lancer?"
Girl: "I'm not into that... feces in my vagina can lead to an infection."
Guy: "I'm talking about Gears of War you stupid whore!"
Guy thinking.... "No I wasn't... :("
Girl: "I'm not into that... feces in my vagina can lead to an infection."
Guy: "I'm talking about Gears of War you stupid whore!"
Guy thinking.... "No I wasn't... :("
by Adam Fenix October 20, 2011
Get the Chocolate Lancer mug.How some people pronounce the phrase, "chocolate mousse" {"mousse" should be pronounced as though it were spelled, "moose"}.
{Norm}: Awww motherfucker pussy cocksucker!!!
{Debbie:} What happened Norm?
{Norm}: I just nocked over this fucking chocolate mouse and now there's brown shit all over the floor!
{Debbie:} What happened Norm?
{Norm}: I just nocked over this fucking chocolate mouse and now there's brown shit all over the floor!
by Telephony July 25, 2014
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