COCKBLOCK

Cockblock

He cockblocked me....

by Theblockedone! February 24, 2021

cockblock

The worst thing you could do to one of your homies

AARON! STOP COCKBLOCKING ME!!!

by someguywhoisonurbandictionary March 12, 2021

Cockblocking

A true dick move

Jonathan: “hey asshole, go cockblocking somewhere else, bitch!”
Generic asshole: “no. Also, fuck you, imma steal your girl.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns July 16, 2021

Chocblocked

When you think a tasty snack contains chocolate chips and it turns out to be RAISINS!

"I thought I bought a chocolate chip cookie! Turns out they were raisins..."
"Damn man, you got totally chocblocked!"
"For real."

by mynameisbop November 12, 2021

Cockblocker

A cockblocker is a person who prevented his/her male friend from having sex by being really annoying or interupting the couple. Being a cockblocker might ruin your friendship by quite a bit, unless it's your best pal that might forgive you after a couple of days.

"Hey, what the hell was that for?!"
"What do you mean?"
"You god damn cockblocker, you ruined it all."

by CoffeeGoSlurp September 21, 2021

Cockblockdown

When you can't get laid because lockdown prevents you from travelling and socialising.

"You getting any tonight?"
"Can't, the government has just announced another cockblockdown."

by Naughty Corporal January 13, 2022

Cockblockdown

When you can't get laid because lockdown restrictions prevent you from travelling and meeting other people.

"You getting laid tonight?"
"Can't, the government just put us under another cockblockdown."

by Naughty Corporal January 13, 2022