Hooker-In-Church

In reference to being under stress.

Damn, I'm sweating like a hooker-in-church.

by Dave-O Slim September 17, 2005

separation of church and state

"separation of Church and State" as implied by the Constitution was originally intended to keep the government from dictating and controlling religion. Also, to keep the church from providing political puppets to rule in it's favor. It was never intended to be weilded as a device to eradicate all religous content from every government-sponsored activity.

by Mace October 15, 2003

catholic church

The Catholic Church refers to the main Christian body of believers following the teachings of Jesus Christ. The Catholic Church is made up of laity and clergy. The clergy are ministers ordained through Apostolic succession (successive ordination of ministers since the time of the apostles). The are three types of ordination: Bishop, Priest, and Deacon. The bishop is the 'local ordinary' of an area of the Church (e.g. Philadelphia). The priests are the bishops aids in the church and the deacons assist the priests. The Catholic Church is very vocal in it's opposition to contraception, abortion, non-marital sexual behavior and unbridaled consumerism. It claims as it's source of revelation the Old and New Testaments and Sacred Tradition, guided through the interpretation of the magisterium. Many false teachings have been promulgated in an attempt to destroy the Catholic Church. Included in these are: the nature of the Crusades, the actions of Pope Pius XII during WWII, that Jesus had children and the Church is trying to cover it up, and many more. To learn more about the Catholic Church seek out the Catechism of the Catholic Church or a number of other books widely available.

Catholic Church -- refers to an actually assembly of Catholics... the building in which Masses are held and the Eucharist is present.

I went to a Catholic Church last Sunday. The Catholic Church spoke out against contraception last week.

by Ben5516 November 11, 2008

church camp whore

A person who goes to a church camp and hooks up with at least one person while at the church camp.

God She is such a church camp whore she went to camp and came back pregnant.

by Reed A. December 9, 2007

churchie

A person entirely devoted to causes of their religious establishment, bypassing all matters of common sense.

The churchie spent all week in flea infested villages feeding poor children.

by Drenam April 14, 2003

Church Basement

When you're fingering a chubby girl in the basement of a church and when almost caught u jerk ur hand out so quickly u rip out a significant chunk of her pubic hair. Later, u realize u may have actually been in her butthole because you have stank fingers

Tyler clapped his hands together sending a cloud of stink out like he'd been pulling a church basement.

by Trash Bear June 2, 2017

churchkey

A beer can opener for old-style beer cans, before the invention of the tab.

Damn!You're going to need a churchkey to open these beers. They're friggin' ancient!

by Xavier_Onassis August 7, 2006