spin the cell phone 

A modern variation on the spin the bottle game. It's usually played with a group of men and women, perhaps in addition to or after drinking, that involves spinning a cell phone in turn, and the person who the top of the cell phone (works best with phones with an antenna) stops spinning on must kiss the person who spun it. NGK (No Guy Kissing) rules should be applied at all times. If the cell phone happens to stop on a guy when a guy spun it, the girl nearest to the stopped cell phone must kiss the guy who spun it. Rules against girl-on-girl kissing are unheard of and against nature.

"Hey, now that we're all drunk, let's play spin the cell phone!"

spin the cell phone by jonlindg November 21, 2005

soft cell 

A jail or prison cell where inmates are placed into to pevent themselves from injuring themselves and others.

OK Joe, lets toss the drunken, punchy fucker in the soft cell!

soft cell by earwigg September 25, 2006

G-Cell 

An obese person who requires gastric bypass.

Brian's aunt susan was a G-Cell until she had Gastric Bypass and now shes just a regular cell.

G-Cell by Dennis McPhearson January 11, 2008

Perfect-Cell 

F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN, U IS FOR URANIUM BOMBS, N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS. My point Perfect-Cell sounds like Plankton.

Perfect-Cell, is he that one dude from Dragon Ball Z Abridged?

Perfect-Cell by AlfxSeijin September 28, 2020

brain cell genocide 

Any event where you get drunk. I don't mean just drunk. I mean DRUNK. When your common sense and your BAC play a game of chicken, and the common sense loses-drunk.

Also can be used to refer to a party, concert, night or any event where this activity takes place en masse.

Get Todd some aspirin. He committed a pretty hefty brain cell genocide last night.

Tanya's wedding ceremony was beautiful, but the reception was a brain cell genocide. Like, we're talkin' Rwanda-bad. Gray matter holocaust.

brain cell genocide by Darren C March 26, 2008

phantom cell phone 

the feeling or thought that your cell phone is or has gone off when it really hasn't gone off at all.

"I think i just got a text.......WTF no i didn't" "dude you just had phantom cell phone"

phantom cell phone by fat ass 1234 January 5, 2009

Skin Cell Beach 

Skin Cell Beach - is a beach on an office desk made up of skin cells. Usually in the shape of a half moon in front of where the person would normally sit. Its black and nasty skin cells that have been amassed over a long period of time and never cleaned.

how can you sit over there at skin cell beach? why don't you clean that thing?

Skin Cell Beach by TurtleHDpokinU May 27, 2011