Billy went on a date dressed real fancy, spent a lot of money and had a condom in his wallet. Sadly he got catfished and came home with less money and condom still unopened.
by Dirtsquirll August 15, 2025
Get the Catfished mug.A jealous stalker boyfriend who won't leave so he steals her phone and sends phony messages trying to benefit his situation.
Friend: "Hi Jen, how are you?
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"
Catfish cleatis: "I have a boyfriend so stop calling!"
Friend: "Ah... this must be Cleatis the Catfish with a cats penis. Lol. Have Jen hit me up when she gets her phone back"
by Mr Dinges July 17, 2024
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1) when a girl wears a lot of makeup and when she takes it off, she's ugly asf/ looks completely different.
2) when a girl makes herself look slim thicc on her insta via photoshop etc, and i real life she's flat as an ironing board
2) when a girl makes herself look slim thicc on her insta via photoshop etc, and i real life she's flat as an ironing board
Guy 1: bro heard u met vicki at the weekend
Guy 2: yh bro, absolutely regret it. she's a catfish uno
Guy 2: yh bro, absolutely regret it. she's a catfish uno
by ur local dictionary x November 17, 2019
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