Carpet Grapes

The rash you get on your knees when doing it doggie style.

I got nasty carpet grapes with a hooker last night.

by Wine Geeks January 9, 2011

Carpet Water

The product of slurping up the liquids from a hairy vagina.

Guy: I'm thirsty for some carpet water.
Girl: I can quench your thirst.

by Duo AM September 13, 2010

carpet capers

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncher or lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

by baillie August 14, 2005

Carpet bomb

When you and a partner have a sex and the male or female finishes on the carpet

Dude me and Chelsea carpet bombed at your house

by Hegemony April 14, 2019

carpet pussy

when you get dicked down or are dicking down a partner on a carpeted floor which results in getting rug burn.

“bro don’t fuck on the floor, that carpet pussy ain’t worth it”

by glitter clit February 27, 2020

carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.

Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.

by JoeyBomm July 27, 2020

Carpet-bagging

The lesbian version of "tea-bagging"

Elizabeth May and Libby Davies are carpet-bagging vigorously.

by The Disasterbater August 23, 2012