crasterbation

masturbating while silver tears drip down your cheeks

"Granda Grandma why did you have to die?" Jimmy inquired midway through crasterbation at his grandmothers funeral.

by Hillman January 21, 2006

crusty

a weird/creepy person, or someone who is a bit 'crusty'.

that man is really crusty

by bottisham people October 23, 2012

Crusty Crab

When your on the beach with a girl, you get your dick all sandy and stick it in her clam,hole

last night i was doing this and i asked her if she knew about the crusty crab, and then Bam! i gave here a serious crusty crab right into the clammed yam

by jm nsvdklGHN December 18, 2008

crafty wank

The act of masterbating in secret without anybody noticing. Usually done behind a bush or whilst peering through a gap in the blinds, looking directly at the subject of your filthy attention. A real art when perfected.

I saw a cracking looking girl on the sidewalk outside my house yesterday and couldn't resist knocking off a crafty wank from my bedroom as she stood there!

by Nigel Fleming July 13, 2006

CRUSTY ASS

Dried up shit that gets smeared arond the ass and drys the next level up from winnets

I got so wasted last night i woke up with a crusty ass

by carl richie January 1, 2009

crusty pirate

when a man ejaculates on a girls eye and then kicks her in the shin. she hops on one leg, and covers her eye all the while saying "aaaarrrggghhhh"

jill had no idea how bad a crusty pirate was until jack gave her gonherea of the eye.

by LT Long Dong March 3, 2009

crusty cooter

A vagina that is crusted over because of uncleanliness or sluttiness.

Lauren has a crusty cooter.

by Leroy September 20, 2004