Gayler Brown

An agressive atheist, fat ass, hypocrite who shits on the bottom of the toliet. Best comebacks involve turning the insult back at the person who insulted him.

Example
Me:
"Gayler, you're a fag!"
Gayler:
"No! You are a fag!"

More examples of Gayler:
"You believe in God? HARHARHARHARHAR! You are by far the stupidest fucker alive!"

"How bout I.....______ face!"
"shit on your"
"fuck your"
"sit on your"
"kick your"
"cum on your"

"Christ! Gayler Brown just ate all the children of a Somalian village, and then shit them out on the bottom of the toilet!"

by 203 G March 09, 2005

brown laser

the runs, the hershey squirts, the squits, the trots, the craps, Montezuma's revenge, blowing mud, pissing from the butt.

i.e. diarrhea

An hour after I ate Bob's chili I was blasting the porcelain throne with my brown laser.

by txba397 December 15, 2008

brown eyes

The most common eye color in the real world but the most uncommon eye color in fictional literature

She had dark brown eyes, the color of tumbling boulders or damp tree bark.

by Cluelessfool September 17, 2017

Brown Musket

Brown Musket describes a sexual act which typically involves at least one male. It occurs when an individual takes a dab of excrement onto their finger and then inserts it into the pee-hole of an erect partner. The pinky is most often used, but more advanced 'Brown Muskateers' often graduate to the use of the larger digits when a willing partner is able to withstand what is usually considered an intensely painful experience. The source of the fecal matter used is irrelevant but most often belongs to one of the involved participants. Extra points are earned the heavier a musket is loaded. Common side effects include urinary tract infections, as well as pissing shit.

Mary was mildly disgusted, but not altogether surprised when Ian's dick tasted like shit after she delicately performed her first Brown Musket on him.

by slithering succotash August 18, 2016

Brown the Runway

When you receive a sudden fright, you could say that you almost "Browned the runway"

"I was on my way to work and some dope in a semi almost ran me over.  I thought I was going to brown the runway"

by @WeMoveTheMasses May 11, 2012

Brown Friday

The day after Thanksgiving when toilets across America scream and cry out for mercy.

Redneck Dan: Man... I ate so much of that danged Turducken and partied it down the hatch with them two cases of Red, White and Blur and Pabst beer that my danged toilet is quakin' at the thought of Brown Friday.

by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie November 29, 2013

Brown Harmonica

When one performs analingus on a women while fingering her vagina.

“At an orgy, I received a Brown Harmonica from an Indian man.”

by Sheepluv420 August 11, 2017