He uses his middle name (Braden) instead of his real name, because it’s a family name. He’s complicated. If you like him, you head WILL get confused. Does he like you... or not? He try’s to act cool, like Jim from the office, and you soon find out that 40 other people like him too. Shit.
When you talk about him, people ask
“Which braden??”
“The one with the e in the middle or no e??”
Because of course there’s other Braden/braedens in your school.
But beyond all that, he has a soft spot. He has things that he doesn’t want other people to know about, because then his coolness would be ruined. He also has a passion for something, like a hobby or a job. And also little side hobbies.
He is cute, really cute. But people call him annoying or stupid or something and that makes you kind of mad.
When you talk about him, people ask
“Which braden??”
“The one with the e in the middle or no e??”
Because of course there’s other Braden/braedens in your school.
But beyond all that, he has a soft spot. He has things that he doesn’t want other people to know about, because then his coolness would be ruined. He also has a passion for something, like a hobby or a job. And also little side hobbies.
He is cute, really cute. But people call him annoying or stupid or something and that makes you kind of mad.
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