Battery Cannibalism

1. The act of borrowing fresh batteries from one working device to power that of another. 2. The act of swapping the good batteries from a working device with the dead batteries of another device in order to use the device that originally contained the dead batteries.

Most often practiced with AA or AAA batteries in remote controls. 9 volt battery cannibalism is extraordinarily cruel due to the expense and lack of extra 9 volt batteries in the home.

When Kyle swapped the good batteries from the living room TV remote with the dead ones from his bedroom remote, he was practicing Battery Cannibalism.

by Wizzardfan August 6, 2011

battering ram

An act of revenge by a man where he runs full speed into the face of his partner with his erect penis while she is sleeping.

My wife made me sleep on the couch last night so I let that bitch go to sleep and gave her the battering ram

by D-Rock Your Face Off January 5, 2016

Battery

Something used to boost energy by shoving up ones asshole

"I've been really tied recently."

"Try shoving a battery up your ass, that'll help."

by SiliCookie November 8, 2019

batterslap

the act of slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.

Brady was angry at Logan so he decided to batterslap him across the face.

by Norman Harris March 6, 2008

Better Marriage Blanket

Better Marriage Blanket is the stupidest real thing you will see.
YouTube it and you will see it is made to absorb farts while sleeping with significant other.

John: (Faaaaaarrrrrrrrrtttttttttt)
Mary: it would smell if we didnt have the better marriage blanket

by Werd backwards Is me! September 9, 2010

batter-licker

Someone who only helps bakes goods in order to lick the excess batter.

Nic is such a batter-licker, thats the only reason he is helping us bake.

by drmarcum December 2, 2010

Battersmash

The act of ejaculating on ones face followed by a malicious mushroom stamp.

If you do not shut up, I am going to battersmash you so hard and make you shut up.

by Yorreli June 25, 2012