blurp

To communicate with someone via an instant messenger program; fr. the sound instant-message programs often produce when a message is received.

He didn't respond when I blurped him, so I assume he must have stepped away from the computer.

by Jshrek62 June 10, 2011

Blurd

A bloody turd. Usually seen in a porta potty, a product of Hemroids.

Guy 1: Dude i was just in the porta jon and i saw a Blurd.
Guy 2: Ahhh sick man!, I wanna see!
Guy 1: It was tight.

by PatrickDonovan February 12, 2006

blurff

1. an onomonapia when air is forced out of the lungs in an uncomfortable fashion.

BBBLLLUUURRRFFFFFF!!!! Haha I blurffed...

by Danifer Rednig September 8, 2011

Blurr

A transformer who talks very fast, walks very fast, drives very fast and dies very fast.

Blurr is one of the fastest Cybertronians out there. This isn't just limited to movement speed, however. It can be difficult to understand him sometimes. He's usually a pretty likeable character, but don't get too attached to him. He's probably gonna die.

"There are many disadvantages to being a Blurr fan" -bumbleblurr on Tumblr

"Blurr's a nice guy, but it wears me out just listening to him..." -Hot Rod in the Marvel Transformers comics

by Laserbread April 28, 2022

blurt

slur on the female sex organs

malcom wants some blurt

by malcom May 13, 2005

blurch

When a hiccup, sneeze, cough, or laugh causes food or drink to emit from one's nose.

I was finishing my applesauce when that dog fell down and I blurched it all down my shirt. Also - Don't blurch, Coke burns the nose.

by paynomind February 16, 2007

blurred lines

a song by Robin Thicke featuring Pharrell Williams and TI. it features infectious 70s disco beats, lyrics in a crooning manner about getting a hot girl at a club to cheat on her man with said artists, and a sampling on a continuous loop of Michael Jackson's "ooh!" from Don't Stop Til You Get Enough. it is a favorite of women 40-60 years old for they grew up in the disco era and in turn like "the music in this song."

mom: ooh! blurred lines! turn it up!
kid: mom, that song is lame.
mom: i don't care. It reminds me of the days when i hung out with your dad at the club...
kid: mom, stop.

by bradygirl August 19, 2013