blurd 

An Afro-American nerd. This was introduced in the sitcom Scrubs (Episode 6x02).

Y'all, my bro's a blurd! He keeps reading books all the time.

blurd by Mola Ram December 9, 2006

Blurd 

A bloody turd. Usually seen in a porta potty, a product of Hemroids.

Guy 1: Dude i was just in the porta jon and i saw a Blurd.
Guy 2: Ahhh sick man!, I wanna see!
Guy 1: It was tight.

Blurd by PatrickDonovan February 12, 2006

blurd 

Fusion of two words to make a new word, intended (like most slang) to shorten the length of a conversation, they often make the person saying them sound like they have mental health issues.

Floordrobe= entire contents of wardrobe on the floor is a classic example of a blurd

blurd by amberintheuk July 24, 2011

blurd 

A mispelling of 'blood,' intended for people who need to spice up their term papers.

Elizabeth Bathory drank the blurd of virgins.

blurd by Shleedle September 20, 2005

blurd 

It's the word for that worthless endorsement on a video cover or movie poster. blurb + turd = blurd.

I opened a copy of rolling stone we had at the counter and went to the movie review section, and noticed that Travers' column, may he spend his afterlife being eternally sodomized by production execs, had a whole section of just these blurbs, hardly even in full sentences. "Mean Girls: A delectable comedy." etc... People, presumably, simply paid him for the blurd, and he would publish it in a column of paid blurbs for the sake of the quote being published somewhere.

blurd by metalurker2 August 20, 2008

blurd 

Slang for blurb. Dyslexics use it because they are mentally raped. eg. Jeremy.

I'm writing a blurd on video editing for our website.

blurd by JD April 7, 2005

blurd 

A cross between a bloke and a bird - basically a bird who knows football.

she knows what she's talking about that blurd

blurd by Carol McIntosh July 13, 2007