blambaste

A round of rhetorical bombs aimed at someone / something.

To attack, reprimand, or whip wildly and loudly, characterized by the extended period of time in which it occurs.

To humiliate or own someone publicly in a loud and attention-getting way.

Blambaste or blambast comes from the marriage of blam and lambaste.

You'll be sure I blambasted him for not telling me he was married; by the time it was over, everyone in the restaurant knew of his misdeed.

by mummy_dearest October 12, 2009

beamer sauce

1) An individual that gets jizzed on covering their entire face in order to get what they want.

1) Kevin and Sean ejaculated all over each others faces in order to get tickets to the football game.

2) Kevin took a load of beamer sauce for the Georgia Tech game Thursday night.

by Tico Brohe December 2, 2010

Blame Toilet

The total & complete blaming of someone or something.

Dude, you know the Great Depression II that we're in? I'm blaming Bill Clinton for it because of his policies on NAFTA.
Me: Too bad for you-you should also be blaming George Bush I, G. Bush II and Obama. Stop using Clinton as your own blame toilet!

by Bangboy January 22, 2011

blamegoat

The individual who is singled out as the source or cause of whatever has gone wrong. The blamegoat is often blamed by the culprit himself.

Yeah, she's the blamegoat around here

by iluvicecr3am July 13, 2011

Blame it on the dry mouth

A saying used as an excuse when people continuously slur their words as a result of being very high.

Kenzie: I know that amaa--amba-aa-ambidextrous girl.

Caitlin: What? Haha, You tripped over that one a bit!

Kenzie: Oh shh-shhushhuhhshh.

Caitlin: Just blame it on the dry mouth bro.

by GoodCallGirls November 12, 2011

Blame it forward

In anticipating failure in poor decision making, especially at the managment level, by preparing in advance a third party to hold responsible and thus avoid accountablity.

CEO: If these third quarter projections turn out to be as bogus as you think, the board will have my ass.

CFO: Maybe we can blame it forward.

CEO: Good thinking. Don't they have a new Director over
at accounting? She's only been on the job a few months.

CFO: Sounds good, I'll set that up. Wanna get a drink?

by Dogminiskirt2 May 28, 2012

Blame Cave

The place one finds oneself when responsible for bringing someone else's misfortune to light.

Graham: "What a bitch, she's totally just put me in the shame cave, what i did wasn't even that bad"

Gloria: "Don't worry, she's in the blame cave now and everyone will avoid that like the plague"

by Cave lover September 6, 2012